urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:miryami ...or Sour Grapes Lady M 2009-01-09T06:02:35Z urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:miryami:7739 2009-01-09T05:48:02Z 2009-01-09T06:02:35Z <p>This is a Spanish/Mexican etcetera household, therefore I feel I can post this :P<br /><br />LEARN SPANISH<br /><br />Want to be bilingual?&nbsp; Here are some Spanish words for today: <br><br>1. *Cheese*<br>The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito<br>replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat. <br><br>2. *Mushroom*<br>When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. <br>&nbsp;<br>3. *Shoulder*<br>My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I<br>shoulder. <br><br>4. * Texas<br>My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at! <br><br>5. *Herpes*<br>Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.<br><br>6. *July* <br>Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!&nbsp; Julyer! <br><br>7. *Rectum*<br>I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!<br><br>8. *Chicken*<br>I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself. <br><br>9. *Wheelchair*<br>We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair!<br><br>10. *Chicken* *wing*<br>My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. <br><br>11. *Harassment*<br>My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment<br>nothing to me. <br><br>12. *Bishop*<br>My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop. <br><br>13. *Body wash*<br>*I want to go to the bodega but no body wash my kids. <br /><br />.........and you'd best start learning them pronto!