This is a Spanish/Mexican etcetera household, therefore I feel I can post this :P
LEARN SPANISH
Want to be bilingual? Here are some Spanish words for today:
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
shoulder.
4. * Texas
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair!
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment
nothing to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
*I want to go to the bodega but no body wash my kids.
.........and you'd best start learning them pronto!
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"This is what you should do: love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown or to any man or number of men ... re-examine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss what insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem."
Walt Whitman ****************************** Where the Spirits Roam ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ We are the Spirits of this realm. Our stories, consequently, have dual implications, as this incarnation includes material concerns. Sometimes we forget that our basis is spiritual. That fact remains, regardless of our focus on the physical.
January 2009
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I LOL'd to the point of being unable to speak...
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